michael going to the gym, trying to keep himself in shape in the ten years post-ludendorff. gets really gung-ho about it at first,...
help i’ve fallen in love with gene wilder and i can’t get up
“How ‘bout I suck those kidney stones right out of your balls, big guy?”
— Trevor Philips (GTA V)
Headcanon where Trevor would dress up as Santa for Tracey and Jimmy when they were kids because Michael wouldn’t